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dissociating-in-wonderland:

Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too

yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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luckyjak:

Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I never leave.

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homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

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baracknobama:

im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye

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oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

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aiclan:

when someone eats food you were saving

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oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

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hotdamnaustralians:

I. CANT. STOP. LAUGHING.
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