ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation
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gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

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(Source: gerward, via text--posts)

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aquaheartgirl:

Reblog! This could save lives!

automatically:

when your parents cancel your plans and you’re like “fine”

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(via asfabulousassharpayonhalloween)

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tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry, via violetmidnight)

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  • mom: can you do this chore for me?
  • me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
  • mom: *does it for you*
  • mom: why can't you ever be responsible
officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

(via violetmidnight)

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grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

(via violetmidnight)

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

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