when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin
when your parents cancel your plans and you’re like “fine”
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
- mom: can you do this chore for me?
- me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
- mom: *does it for you*
- mom: why can't you ever be responsible
“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.